my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm
the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me
BRUH WHEN DID CATFISH GET THIS REAL?????
Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons
I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME
Your wish is my command, Hemsicorn.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.
deep sigh of contentment
this is some portal 2 shit
WHAT THE FUCK IM LAUGHING SO HARD GOOD BYE
IM LAUGHING THIS IS THE BEST ADDITION TO MY POST THANK YOU
OMFG THEY LOOK SO HAPPY I CAN’T EVEN
GOD BLESS GAMING CHANNEL
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.
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