thank the lord for my phone screen not cracking yet even though I’ve dropped my phone so many times
“Your assignment is to write a short fictional story”
“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”
Planning out what I’m going to do with the printers tray once it’s cleaned up.
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
Force kids in school to read crappy, overrated books that are “the best books ever written” solely because they’re “classics” and then call those kids idiots because those aren’t the kind of books they like to read and sit back and wonder why we have a nation full of multiple generations worth of people who willfully and proudly refuse to read.
i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging
because they are shitheads
(the first one is a print you can get here)
i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination